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You might be spending too much time in the darkroom if:

  1. Your wife asks you to move the print washer so she can take a bath.
  2. You bang your glass on the dining table and twist it 90 degrees back and forth at dinner.
  3. You walk by the 1-hour photo-lab at the mall and feel a twinge of desire.
  4. While reading, your hand goes over your head to adjust the focus.

Visitor Comments

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5. Your Wife has to retreive her measuring cups and spoons from your darkroom before cooking dinner.
Contributed by   on 2004-09-29 10:10:34

6. You have more Rodinal aging in your celler than you do wine.
Contributed by   on 2004-11-29 18:25:31

You walk through model homes, checking out sizes of bathrooms and muttering something about black paint and airlocks.
Contributed by   on 2005-04-13 02:24:00

You start replacing all the lightbulbs in your house with safelights.
Contributed by   on 2005-04-13 02:28:04

when you start inhaling stop bath to clear your sinuses
Anonymously contributed on 2005-05-16 03:45:54

When you go outside, you wish for a pair of those huge, black sunglasses old people wear.
Anonymously contributed on 2005-10-28 12:22:37

People start mistaking you for a goth or vampire because of your pale complexion and distaste for light.
Contributed by   on 2006-08-16 11:50:19

People start mistaking you for a goth or vampire because of your pale complexion and distaste for light.
Contributed by   on 2006-08-16 11:53:06

You might be spending too much time in the darkroom if you need a Dark room safe light filter assembly for a TV set (United States Patent 4652085) (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4652085.html)
Anonymously contributed on 2007-02-15 15:51:30

...you find yourself counting seconds while shaking a bottle of juice at lunch break.
Anonymously contributed on 2007-06-04 00:54:17

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